Description: O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits. in thy mercy' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats. First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to 3, no more, no less. 3 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 3. 4 shalt thou not count, neither count thou 2, excepting that thou then proceed to 3. 5 is right out. Once the number 3, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.
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Description: The Skeleton Dance is a 1929 Silly Symphony animated short subject with a comedy horror theme. It was produced and directed by Walt Disney and animated by Ub Iwerks. In the film, four human skeletons dance and make music around a spooky graveyard—a modern film example of medieval European "danse macabre" imagery. It is the first entry in the Silly Symphony series. The short's copyright was renewed in 1957, and as a published work from 1929 it will enter the US public domain on January 1, 2025.
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Description: NOT OVER 3 CUPS IVAR'S CLAM NECTAR TO ANY MARRIED MAN WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION OF HIS WIFE NO EXCEPTIONS
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Description: Making stacks in bitcoin? Keep 'em safe and secure in old timey canvas bags! Vintage clipart of happy rich man holding two money bags with Bitcoin symbol.
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Description: Making stacks in bitcoin? Maybe Multi-level marketing? No matter, son. You got bags o' cash. Vintage clipart of happy rich man holding two money bags.
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Description: When people see you wearing this shirt, they are going to remember that AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment... People don't listen to AM like they used to. Seems like it's more about FM and color TV... In fact, I've got a shirt right here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before. And now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, Allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle. It's on a little magic carpet, there.
Description: When people see you wearing this shirt, they are going to remember that AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment... People don't listen to AM like they used to. Seems like it's more about FM and color TV... In fact, I've got a shirt right here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before. And now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, Allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle. It's on a little magic carpet, there.
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