Album: Non-Dead Air Stuff

Description: O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits. in thy mercy' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats. First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to 3, no more, no less. 3 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 3. 4 shalt thou not count, neither count thou 2, excepting that thou then proceed to 3. 5 is right out. Once the number 3, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.

Description: Flirty Pinup girl in a red and white polka dot dress.

Description: Still frame from a 1950s era movie theater screen promotion for KAVL AM 610 in Lancaster, CA.

Description: Typhoon or earthquake headed your way? Don't be caught off guard. Frankie MacDonald warns to have your ski pants, snow boots, and BE PREPARED T-SHIRTS READY!

Description: All aboard the S.S. Public Domain! Your crew of beloved animated public domain characters are here to make your voyage smooth sailing. Steamboat Willie welcomes aboard the newest deckmate, 1929 Popeye.

Description: Ahoy, mateys! Dis here tee features a classic image o’ me, Popeye the Sailor Man, straight from the public domain! With me anchor tats, me pipe puffin’, it’s a blast from da past dat’s strong to da finish. Wear it loud, wear it proud—no copyright needed, ya swabs!

Description: Based on the 1931 tile art deco logo above the front door at the KFI AM 640 transmitter building in La Mirada, CA

Description: 64 KFI AM 640 Vintage Logo

Description: KFI AM 640 Vintage 1980s Logo

Description: Frankie MacDonald has something to say. Listen to him.

Description: I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT! NO DIGGITY!

Description: NOT OVER 3 CUPS IVAR'S CLAM NECTAR TO ANY MARRIED MAN WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION OF HIS WIFE NO EXCEPTIONS

Description: "BEHOLD!" THE MIRACLE OF Extra Pants! IT CANNOT BE POSSIBLE AND YET...

Description: Scientific Peanut Butter INGREDIENTS: POLYMERIZED & HYDROGENATED PEANUT OIL, SALT, CYCLAMATE, POLYOXYETHYLENE 8 STEARATE, YELLOW NO. 4, PRESSED PEANUT SWEEPINGS

Description: Show your support for Public Domain Mouse Character! He may be old, but he's still a fine steamboat captain.

Description: Making stacks in bitcoin? Keep 'em safe and secure in old timey canvas bags! Vintage clipart of happy rich man holding two money bags with Bitcoin symbol.

Description: Making stacks in bitcoin? Maybe Multi-level marketing? No matter, son. You got bags o' cash. Vintage clipart of happy rich man holding two money bags.

Description: When people see you wearing this shirt, they are going to remember that AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment... People don't listen to AM like they used to. Seems like it's more about FM and color TV... In fact, I've got a shirt right here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before. And now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, Allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle. It's on a little magic carpet, there.

Description: When people see you wearing this shirt, they are going to remember that AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment... People don't listen to AM like they used to. Seems like it's more about FM and color TV... In fact, I've got a shirt right here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before. And now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, Allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle. It's on a little magic carpet, there.

Description: pre-1940's QSL Stamp from KFI AM 640 in Los Angeles, sent to listeners across the country to verify reception of the station, then owned by American businessman and philanthropist Earle C Anthony.

Description: Reddy Kilowatt shows the danger of trusting high voltage electricity

Description: It's like iHeart Radio. But more derpy.

Description: Chip & Baxter Comic Book

Description: Where in the Galaxy is Baron Dixon?

Description: Weathered NASA “Meatball” blue circular logo, taken at Edwards AFB on the side of a decommissioned Space Shuttle crew dry lakebed transport.

Description: Kong Rides The Bomb. Maj. T.J. "King" Kong sitting on top of the Nuclear bomb that he rides down in Dr. Strangelove the stage play

Description: Kong Rides The Bomb. Slim Pickens sitting on top of the Nuclear bomb that he rides down in Dr. Strangelove

Description: Hang In There Cat - YOU DID THIS. Blame your own reckless hubris.

Description: Hang In There Cat - Abandon all hope. No one is coming.